Welcome To World Dominationz!

Carlos DeAir:

Hola! Me llamo Carlos DeAir! Como estas amigos?! Hasta Luego!

ey! I'm Carlos DeAir! I live in Mexico City. And Yes, I am a girl!
Anyway, I am 2,967 years old. I'm a mother of 900 children and, I'm a midget. Yes, people. I'm only 3ft. BUT, nothing will stop me from my dream. To become SUPREAM DICTATOR OF THE UNIVERSE! But, that will be when I'm 3,000. So, don't worry. I'll be dictator in 33 years.I have long, dark pink hair which is natural.
I am married to one of the seven dwarves. You've probably seen my husband in 'Snow White'. My brother is Santa Clause. My mother is Sleeping Beauty. One of my Aunts' is Fergie. My three son's are the Jonas brothers. And my 897 daughters are cats.

I speak English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Russian, Dutch, Greek, Swedish, Japanese and, Korean. But mostly Spanish and English.
I'd like to thank pug_pug_pug for my language abilitys. She is the only reason I know all of these Languages. Thanks. <3


Adios,
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny?

*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!

Eva Morino:

 Hola! El Spazo? MOOHAHAHAHHAH!!

My name is Eva Morino. I am married to Bart Simpson. He is a truely great man. I hope that our children will be just like him one day. I have 6,000 children. Half are boys, half are girls. All of my 3,000 girls are lizards. Strange, But I love them all. My sister Cinderella and my brother is Sherek. My parentsI have never met, and I don't plan on it either.

Obviously, I'm a girl. I have long, dark, silkey blue hair which is natural. and I'm 4ft tall, 1ft taller than Carlos. My wish is to take over the world with my Partner, Carlos. I shal blow up the world if they don't pay me

$ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MOOOHAHHAHAHAHHA!!

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